That’s me, Mr. Hollywood. I am the future star of Tinseltown. Get that star ready on the Walk of Fame. Just be sure it’s at a good location, perhaps in front of the Chinese Theatre or the Kodak Theatre, and not by a shoe store where Al Bundy is.

You might be wondering exactly where I’m at in these pictures. Well, let me tell you. I am here. The map even says I am here.

I always point out the moon when I see it, and here it is again. Surprisingly it’s not that big. Here’s the picture of the surface after I punched it.

It requires a lot of power to punch the moon. I had a nice cup of milk to reenergize myself.

With so many body parts and accessories, I think I can make 56,182 different combinations. Yes, I calculated it to precisely that number.

When I saw the cover of the latest Lego catalog, I was a little scared of picking it up. What’s this vampire Lego character doing on the cover? Is it going to bite me and take my blood? But being the brave boy I am, I picked it up and looked inside. I wasn’t scared. Besides, I see I can get Batman and Wonder Woman Lego characters to protect me.

I’m trying to play foosball now. I was a bit too short to play previously, but my genius mind thought of the little stool I step on to see above the table. It’s fun, although I can spin the little people fast yet. I’m working on it, and I’ll see if I can make the little people flop like those European soccer players do.

I took up a new job today. I am a new border patrol guard. It was exciting as I get to be Mr. Authority, deciding who gets in pass the Golden Gate and who doesn’t. Can you tell I like my new job?

Hey I think I see something that doesn’t belong on that ship. With my eagle eyes, I think I see a rodent running around on top deck. It could be a regular mouse, but it also could be a mutant from outer space.

I better go check it out, and everyone can thank me later for saving their lives today.

I went to Target today to do some shopping. This target has not only the regular size shopping carts but they also had these mini ones. They do fit just right though, but as you can see, I didn’t sit in the regular seat. I took up the whole top portion of the cart, like Susanne Eman fills up a 10 person jacuzzi by herself.

I woke up this morning looking for something to create. I took my alphabet blocks and tried to build a tower as tall as the one in Dubai. Unfortunately I only have 26 blocks. So I pulled out my cars to simulate traffic on the freeway. I didn’t have enough cars though, and to move each and every one of them would take so long that Bill Clinton could have had 2 haircuts while shutting down 2 runways at LAX. I then watched some Sprout, until I realized the Wiggles are really silly.

So what does all that have to do with my shaggy hair? Absolutely nothing.

I had my darts ready in hand, aiming for the center of the target. I was in position to get a bullseye. I pulled my hand back, and with a quick flick of the wrist, my dart went forward. But then a sudden gust of wind blew my dart off course. I should have still scored high until I realized a jet stream flowing from west of the hallway to east of the bedroom door completely knocked my dart off the board. I wasn’t happy about it.

Some guy was trying to swim around Lake Tahoe but he didn’t complete it because of winds. That won’t stop me. Just like the late North Korean leader Kim Jong Il hit 11 (ELEVEN) holes in one in 1 (ONE) round of golf and shattered any previous record, I will take to the lake and swim the distance of 68 miles in a few hours, breaking any known record. But first, I tell my mom which way I’m going to swim.

Then I take my first step into the lake.

The water was a bit chilly for me, and I didn’t have my wetsuit with me today.

So I just hiked back to the car.

I had Mexican food today, and usually chips and salsa are the first to be served, even before water. I waited and waited but they didn’t get served. I wonder what was going on? Did the chip making machine break down? Maybe the hamster wheels powering the salsa mixer was down. If I was the one making the salsa, I will be so efficient that in the time it took them to finally serve us chips and salsa, I can mix enough salsa to last till Cinco de Mayo…of 2014.