{"id":838,"date":"2011-02-28T23:13:43","date_gmt":"2011-03-01T07:13:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/w\/?p=838"},"modified":"2011-02-28T23:13:43","modified_gmt":"2011-03-01T07:13:43","slug":"2011-2-28-girl-scout-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?p=838","title":{"rendered":"2011.2.28 &#8211; Girl Scout cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why do I have a box of them in my hands while I eat?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?attachment_id=826\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-826\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110228b-600x448.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"2011.2.28 - Girl Scout cookies\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-826\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110228b-600x448.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110228b-400x298.jpg 400w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110228b-1024x764.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I think I will try smashing the box.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?attachment_id=825\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-825\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110228a-600x448.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"2011.2.28 - Smashing Girl Scout cookies box\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-825\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110228a-600x448.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110228a-400x298.jpg 400w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110228a-1024x764.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why do I have a box of them in my hands while I eat? I think I will try smashing the box.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=838"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/838\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":840,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/838\/revisions\/840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}