{"id":787,"date":"2011-02-19T21:18:29","date_gmt":"2011-02-20T05:18:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/w\/?p=787"},"modified":"2011-02-20T21:19:49","modified_gmt":"2011-02-21T05:19:49","slug":"2011-2-19-sleeping-at-the-mall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?p=787","title":{"rendered":"2011.2.19 &#8211; Sleeping at the mall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got bored of the stores at the mall, so I decided to take a nap.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?attachment_id=771\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-771\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110219mall-600x448.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"2011.2.19 - Sleeping at the mall\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-771\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110219mall-600x448.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110219mall-400x298.jpg 400w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110219mall-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110219mall.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then I went to Walmart and saw some specials.  I wasn&#8217;t tall enough to see what&#8217;s inside this box at this price.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?attachment_id=772\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-772\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110219walmart-600x448.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"2011.2.19 - Shopping at Walmart\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-772\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110219walmart-600x448.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110219walmart-400x298.jpg 400w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110219walmart-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110219walmart.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got bored of the stores at the mall, so I decided to take a nap. Then I went to Walmart and saw some specials. I wasn&#8217;t tall enough to see what&#8217;s inside this box at this price.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":789,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions\/789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}