{"id":3068,"date":"2012-09-08T21:02:26","date_gmt":"2012-09-09T05:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/w\/?p=3068"},"modified":"2012-09-12T21:06:43","modified_gmt":"2012-09-13T05:06:43","slug":"2012-9-8-border-patrol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?p=3068","title":{"rendered":"2012.9.8 &#8211; Border Patrol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took up a new job today.  I am a new border patrol guard.  It was exciting as I get to be Mr. Authority, deciding who gets in pass the Golden Gate and who doesn&#8217;t.  Can you tell I like my new job?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?attachment_id=3069\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3069\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2169blog-600x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"2012.9.8 - Border Patrol Guard\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3069\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2169blog-600x400.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2169blog-400x266.jpg 400w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2169blog-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2169blog.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hey I think I see something that doesn&#8217;t belong on that ship.  With my eagle eyes, I think I see a rodent running around on top deck.  It could be a regular mouse, but it also could be a mutant from outer space.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?attachment_id=3070\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3070\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2172blog-600x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"2012.9.8 - Suspicious\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3070\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2172blog-600x400.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2172blog-400x266.jpg 400w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2172blog-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2172blog.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I better go check it out, and everyone can thank me later for saving their lives today.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?attachment_id=3071\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3071\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2193blog-600x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"2012.9.8 - Running\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3071\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2193blog-600x400.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2193blog-400x266.jpg 400w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2193blog-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2193blog.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took up a new job today. I am a new border patrol guard. It was exciting as I get to be Mr. Authority, deciding who gets in pass the Golden Gate and who doesn&#8217;t. Can you tell I like my new job? Hey I think I see something that doesn&#8217;t belong on that ship. 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