{"id":3064,"date":"2012-09-05T20:48:53","date_gmt":"2012-09-06T04:48:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/w\/?p=3064"},"modified":"2012-09-11T21:01:29","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T05:01:29","slug":"2012-9-5-shaggy-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?p=3064","title":{"rendered":"2012.9.5 &#8211; Shaggy Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning looking for something to create.  I took my alphabet blocks and tried to build a tower as tall as the one in Dubai.  Unfortunately I only have 26 blocks.  So I pulled out my cars to simulate traffic on the freeway.  I didn&#8217;t have enough cars though, and to move each and every one of them would take so long that Bill Clinton could have had 2 haircuts while shutting down 2 runways at LAX.  I then watched some Sprout, until I realized the Wiggles are really silly.<\/p>\n<p>So what does all that have to do with my shaggy hair?  Absolutely nothing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?attachment_id=3065\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3065\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2157blog-600x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"2012.9.5 - Shaggy Hair\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3065\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2157blog-600x400.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2157blog-400x266.jpg 400w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2157blog-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_2157blog.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning looking for something to create. I took my alphabet blocks and tried to build a tower as tall as the one in Dubai. Unfortunately I only have 26 blocks. So I pulled out my cars to simulate traffic on the freeway. I didn&#8217;t have enough cars though, and to move [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3064"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3067,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3064\/revisions\/3067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}