{"id":3031,"date":"2012-08-31T10:54:09","date_gmt":"2012-08-31T18:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/w\/?p=3031"},"modified":"2012-09-02T11:06:24","modified_gmt":"2012-09-02T19:06:24","slug":"2012-8-31-wheres-my-chips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?p=3031","title":{"rendered":"2012.8.31 &#8211; Where&#8217;s My Chips?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had Mexican food today, and usually chips and salsa are the first to be served, even before water.  I waited and waited but they didn&#8217;t get served.  I wonder what was going on?  Did the chip making machine break down?  Maybe the hamster wheels powering the salsa mixer was down.  If I was the one making the salsa, I will be so efficient that in the time it took them to finally serve us chips and salsa, I can mix enough salsa to last till Cinco de Mayo&#8230;of 2014.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/?attachment_id=3033\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3033\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/20120831blog-600x448.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"2012.8.31 - Chips\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3033\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/20120831blog-600x448.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/20120831blog-400x298.jpg 400w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/20120831blog-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/20120831blog.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had Mexican food today, and usually chips and salsa are the first to be served, even before water. I waited and waited but they didn&#8217;t get served. I wonder what was going on? Did the chip making machine break down? Maybe the hamster wheels powering the salsa mixer was down. If I was the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3031"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3035,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031\/revisions\/3035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathan.siucity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}