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Remember all those commercials about thinking different? Well, I’m going to be different today. I’m going to wear my shoes on the other feet, and wear my jacket not only inside out, but upside down too. I think different.

Just in case we come across a toll booth of some sort that requires coins, I have my coins ready. I have a coin in my hand and a bunch of coins in my little red coin bag. There’s no pennies in the bag though, so the water fountain will have to wait.

I am the best goalie there is. Nothing gets by me. The combination of the little people and my hand is a deadly team.

This day was me last day at Disneyland fer now. It was a ruckas th’ whole the hour here. Luckily fer me, I gunna be back in th’ area in less than a pair months. Mickey better prepare th’ red carpet fer me.

I started my day by showing my grandparents Fantasyland. There’s Snow White and Pinocchio among the many rides, but my favorites are Dumbo and the King Arthur Carousel.

Although not in Fantasyland, Winnie the Pooh is another of my favorites. I took my grandparents for a ride. I think they like it too.

In California Adventure, I rode Mater’s Junkyard Jamboree with my Aunt. It’s my favorite ride in the new Cars Land by far. I rode it many times when I visited the place before it opened to the public, but I only rode it once tonight. Also, I’m not sure why my Aunt has a dork side shirt on.

After Mater’s, we rode Luigi’s Flying Tires. They use to have giant beach balls on the ride but they took that out. Now we just concentrate on going fast and bumping others. Before getting on the ride, I noticed some ants walking around.

I offered assistance, getting the ant back on track.

I was proud of myself. That ant would have been lost without me. I saved its life.

I saw this mountain and I climbed it. It was a tough long climb that seemed to take forever. It was hot too. But I made it up, and luckily for me, there was a slide on the other side for me to come down.

Even after the fun slide down, I still needed to cool my feet. What better way then to jump 3 feet in the air and landing in some nice cool water.

I had a nice dinner to satisfy my tummy. Hey these apples are good!

I took my grandmother onto Pirates of the Caribbean today and showed her the ride. There were plenty of pirates along with birds and other animals. The dog is still there, and the crab returned from its vacation.

It was a long day, but I had my nap earlier and I was wide awake for the fireworks. It was nice and comfortable in my ride.

That’s me, Mr. Hollywood. I am the future star of Tinseltown. Get that star ready on the Walk of Fame. Just be sure it’s at a good location, perhaps in front of the Chinese Theatre or the Kodak Theatre, and not by a shoe store where Al Bundy is.

You might be wondering exactly where I’m at in these pictures. Well, let me tell you. I am here. The map even says I am here.

I always point out the moon when I see it, and here it is again. Surprisingly it’s not that big. Here’s the picture of the surface after I punched it.

It requires a lot of power to punch the moon. I had a nice cup of milk to reenergize myself.

With so many body parts and accessories, I think I can make 56,182 different combinations. Yes, I calculated it to precisely that number.

When I saw the cover of the latest Lego catalog, I was a little scared of picking it up. What’s this vampire Lego character doing on the cover? Is it going to bite me and take my blood? But being the brave boy I am, I picked it up and looked inside. I wasn’t scared. Besides, I see I can get Batman and Wonder Woman Lego characters to protect me.

I’m trying to play foosball now. I was a bit too short to play previously, but my genius mind thought of the little stool I step on to see above the table. It’s fun, although I can spin the little people fast yet. I’m working on it, and I’ll see if I can make the little people flop like those European soccer players do.

I took up a new job today. I am a new border patrol guard. It was exciting as I get to be Mr. Authority, deciding who gets in pass the Golden Gate and who doesn’t. Can you tell I like my new job?

Hey I think I see something that doesn’t belong on that ship. With my eagle eyes, I think I see a rodent running around on top deck. It could be a regular mouse, but it also could be a mutant from outer space.

I better go check it out, and everyone can thank me later for saving their lives today.