I went to Target today to do some shopping. This target has not only the regular size shopping carts but they also had these mini ones. They do fit just right though, but as you can see, I didn’t sit in the regular seat. I took up the whole top portion of the cart, like Susanne Eman fills up a 10 person jacuzzi by herself.
I woke up this morning looking for something to create. I took my alphabet blocks and tried to build a tower as tall as the one in Dubai. Unfortunately I only have 26 blocks. So I pulled out my cars to simulate traffic on the freeway. I didn’t have enough cars though, and to move each and every one of them would take so long that Bill Clinton could have had 2 haircuts while shutting down 2 runways at LAX. I then watched some Sprout, until I realized the Wiggles are really silly.
So what does all that have to do with my shaggy hair? Absolutely nothing.
I had my darts ready in hand, aiming for the center of the target. I was in position to get a bullseye. I pulled my hand back, and with a quick flick of the wrist, my dart went forward. But then a sudden gust of wind blew my dart off course. I should have still scored high until I realized a jet stream flowing from west of the hallway to east of the bedroom door completely knocked my dart off the board. I wasn’t happy about it.
Some guy was trying to swim around Lake Tahoe but he didn’t complete it because of winds. That won’t stop me. Just like the late North Korean leader Kim Jong Il hit 11 (ELEVEN) holes in one in 1 (ONE) round of golf and shattered any previous record, I will take to the lake and swim the distance of 68 miles in a few hours, breaking any known record. But first, I tell my mom which way I’m going to swim.
Then I take my first step into the lake.
The water was a bit chilly for me, and I didn’t have my wetsuit with me today.
So I just hiked back to the car.
I had Mexican food today, and usually chips and salsa are the first to be served, even before water. I waited and waited but they didn’t get served. I wonder what was going on? Did the chip making machine break down? Maybe the hamster wheels powering the salsa mixer was down. If I was the one making the salsa, I will be so efficient that in the time it took them to finally serve us chips and salsa, I can mix enough salsa to last till Cinco de Mayo…of 2014.
It’s been a few weeks since the Olympics have finished, but I’m getting ready for future fencing events. Those Olympians in London better be worried. Of course when I’m in the Olympics, they’ll be much older and when we go into en garde positions, I’ll have a sword and the other guys will have canes.
I am watching Winnie the Pooh on the iPad. There were some funny moments, scary moments, and this was one of the interesting moments.
I went to Pixar today to work with Daddy. I did a lot, including playing with PlayDoh, little monster trucks, and watching A Bug’s Life.
I also had my height marked again on the wall. I’m growing quite a bit.
Of course I had to take my afternoon nap too.
Well actually, the tow truck is trying to go under the bridge. But it wouldn’t fit under the bridge if it’s on the train track. So I had to temporarily move the bridge to accommodate the truck.
It’s time for bed, so I cleaned up my toys. I always choose one or two toys to take with me to bed though. I think I’ll choose this car tonight.
My hair was getting really long so I had to have my hair cut. I don’t want to be a hippie.
