Author: n

I was just going over the Cars collection when I felt something on my head. Actually I didn’t feel the usual weight of my hair on my head. I think my hair’s flying up for some reason.

It’s Elmo’s world, and I’m reading along. That’s a lot of butterflies there, or some of them are quite big. Mutant butterflies?

I think I found the Abominable Snowman! I’m going to take a picture of it and send it off to National Geographics. Please don’t cut the line when you’re there for my book signing.

I had another party for my birthday today. Being the daredevil that I am, I got this big unit that allows me to jump and dive and do crazy stunts without hurting myself. I think some people call them jumpers.

Here is my Big 3.0 cake. It was very yummy. All that sweets gave me extra energy to jump higher and farther.

But before I went back to the jumper, I made sure Tigger and Winnie The Pooh were getting along.

I think I need 20 of these transporters to hold my cars collection. Or one big one that I can get in and drive.

Today’s the day, my big day. It’s the day I turn the big 3.0. I had cake and I had presents. But the best part was blowing out the candles. Seeing the flames go out was like having the strawberry plant grow strawberries for me in one day.

I got myself a baby plant and I will make sure it lives a long time, almost as long as those sequoias. Here I am make sure it has the right care. I watered it earlier, and am putting bricks around the pot to make sure the wind doesn’t take it away. I think the plant likes me.

I put together another Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head creation today. I’m getting better and better at it. Next time you might actually see them come to life.

I went out for a ride today. I had my harness buckled in and ready to go, but it was a bit bright. I had to put on some shades. MIB, your shades have nothing on me.

I’m going on another cruise next month, so to prepare myself for it again, I brought out my cruise ships and had them sail around. I had to move each one individually, but next time, I’m going to motorized them all so they will follow me on my command.

I had some exercise today. I had a nice walk, and I came across an ancient artifact. I think it’s what people called a pay phone, but I don’t it works well as it’s a bit rusty and half of the handset is missing.

Spaghetti is one of my favorites. Each individual noodle is already so good. A whole bowl of them is like a chocoholic swimming in a tub of chocolate.

That’s Mr. and Mrs. Potato Heads. They’re being funny today. Big nose and no arms…way funnier than 20 clowns in a Volkswagen Bug. Also not scary like a clown.